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Short Redneck Jokes

  1. How does a blonde haired blue eyed Alabaman spell the word farm? — E I E I O
  2. What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? — either way, you’re gonna lose your trailer…
  3. Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? — He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
  4. Did you hear about the Alabaman RedNeck who who planted Cheerios in his backyard? — He thought they were donut seeds…
  5. Big Jimbo sauntered into his local Post Office, and noticed a new sign on the wall:
    MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
    “Dang it!” he said, “…if only that job was in Texas, Ah’d be a takin it!
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